With urine on his hands the boss of Willieleaks has confessed to peeing on his trousers and down the street. In fact the leak dribbled into the drains and upset various creatures in the sewers.
'I couldn't hold on any longer' complained Leaking Boss Chevalier Soupcon 'it burst from my prick in a gush of yellow which was quite a revelation to me and several others. I can't even be sure it won't happen again.'
Several whistle blowers, impatient for the new Football season to begin have been trilling as well. 'It is difficult to blow your whistle as you leak' said one ' but if you crouch down you can blow into your whistle as it leaks. It can cause quite a sensation, especially if you do it in Trafalgar Square. The pigeons get very upset and can shit on your pee making a foul smelling mixture that has Admiral Nelson holding his nose.'
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