Vanessa White And The Saturdays Perform In Leeds Wearing Very Sexy Short Shorts

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 27 July 2010

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Some of the crowd that gathered to hear The Saturdays at A Party in the Park at Leeds.

LEEDS, England - The British-Irish all-girl band The Saturdays performed to a huge crowd at a Party in The Park in Leeds.

The five girls wooed and wowed the crowd as they sang dressed in very sexy short shorts and very tiny tight halter tops.

Vanessa White's short shorts were exceptionally short as one could clearly see her animal print string bikini thongs as she sang lead on their new hit song "Missing You Hurts Like Missing A Bloomin' Bicuspid."

Frankie Sandford sang the lead on the song "Your Ego Is Much Bigger Than Your Welly." She dedicated the song to the members of the German football team.

Group members Una Healy and Mollie King sang a duet lead on their song "Forever Is Over Until Again Returns Again."

The fifth member of the band, Rochelle Wiseman only sang back up since she said that she had a bit of a sore throat which she had gotten from a certain love session the night before with her boyfriend, Manfred Mandertotten.

The Saturdays are currently preparing to go on a tour of the Orient where they will perform in 39 Japanese cities in 38 days. They are taking crash courses in Japanese, practicing their bowing, and stocking up on designer chopsticks.

After their Oriental concert tour they return to London where they will begin filming a Castle Moat Pictures movie with Cheryl Cole and Lily Allen entitled, The High Flying British Babes, which is the story of England's first airline stewardesses who made the art of not wearing knickers very popular in the world of aviation.

In other news. Queen Elizabeth has just purchased her 1,401st hat. It's a lavender one with a red woodpecker eating a black cricket on the side.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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