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Thursday, 22 July 2010

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Riot cops duffed up innocent passer-by Ian Tomlinson in London last year

London - (Outrage News): Home Office pathologist Dr Freddy Patel has a bit of previous it emerged today.

Just why he was chosen - and by whom - to conduct a postmortem into the death of innocent G20 passer-by Ian Tomlinson remains a mystery.

The CPS today upheld Patel's professional assessment claiming the newspaper vendor had died of 'natural causes linked to heart disease'.

Two other, independent post mortems found that Tomlinson's internal bleeding had been caused 'by having been clubbed to death by a rogue Metropolitan Police officer'.

The chief suspect was told today he's off the hook but remains suspended pending a disciplinary hearing.

Patel's testimony is a copycat assessment of his 2002 death findings of Sally White - one of the Camden Ripper's victims - who he also said had died of natural causes linked to heart disease.

White was hacked to death by the Ripper who then scattered her dismembered limbs in binbags around London NW1.

A Round London Sightseeing Tour bus regularly passes by the landmark buildings where the binbags were discovered.

Ex-Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Ian Blair is 69.

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