"Anne Robinson - You are the bleakest link! - Goodbye!"

Funny story written by Jimbo123

Tuesday, 20 July 2010

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"Recession? We laughed and laughed and laughed!"

Anne Robinson has the dubious accolade of being the only presenter worldwide to win more prize money than the hapless contestants she enjoys humiliating.

The average winnings per show are a miserly £1,000 but plastic faced Robinson cashes in a handsome daily £5,000 despite dismal viewing figures.

Daytime television for the sober viewer falls of a cliff between 4.10 and 6.00 - the worst of which is aptly 'The Weakest Link' so executives had no choice but to call her pilot and ask her to be flown to BBC Bahamas whilst people that know her could be restrained.

One executive commented - "Due to cost cutting measures and the snobby nature of our staff, we no longer employ people without an address in Chiswick."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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