Police Chase Moat & Chandon

Funny story written by armfeetandtoe

Wednesday, 7 July 2010

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Police have warned the public, that Moat has teamed up with Chandon and continues to be a threat to the Cider growers of Somerset. Moat sent a chilling letter to Bobbins Cider declaring war on their factory and its orchards.

Moat is a very serious character, heavy set with a full body, whereas Chandon is a light bubbly character. Both men should not be approached.

Moat recently complained to the press that he was sick and tired of police putting labels on him, and making him blow his cork.

Police Inspector Oddbins said his men had surrounded moat in a castle in Leeds; "He gave us the slip with the help of Chandon, they go back a long way, their best time together was 1979, it was a vintage year for their friendship".

If you see Moat & Chandon, please don't shake them up.

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