The child killer of Jamie Bulger was released from prison, given a new identity and he promised never to be a "bad boy" again.
Jon Venables it seems never grew up and has shown his love of children by downloading slightly dubious images from kiddies porno sites.
The police swiftly collected Jon after surveillance had revealed his interest in such images and he was whisked off to prison pleading vehemently, "I'm innocent"!"
After several interrogations it seems that Jon is still living the life of a child and due to the fact he was thrown into the slammer after his dreadful deed, he missed his childhood and never seems to have grown up a lá Michael Jackson.
On hearing this the producer of the latest "high flying kinky" version of Peter Pan promptly offered Jon the role of, guess who, a kinky Peter Pan!
Jon will be released in chains for the filming and will live out his fantasy as a lover and saviour of children from the wicked adult world in a special version of Peter Pan, whereby there is a slight twist in his tail: Peter actually turns into a Michael Jackson Zombie, grows up and invites his kiddie-winkies to sleep with him in "A never ending night-time bed story" thus!
