Britain's Got Scrawny Topless Talent

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Sunday, 25 April 2010

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Manchester - (YouBoob!): Be-cellulited topless fire-eater Tia Brodie wowed the judges last night with her black nipple-patched wobbly implants.

How the 33 year-old ex-porn star managed to blag her way onto the UK's most pointless freakshow is a whopping great big mystery.

Some reckon it was already bad enough when BGT packaged up lardarse Susan Boil-on-the-Bum as the nation's new singing diva sensation.

Now one thing is certain.

The stench of paraffin oil that made stunt whorse Allie dump that ten-pounder on stage was sweet in comparison to the stink being raised by the show's blatant breach of pre-9pm nudity watershed rules.

"All wholesome family-oriented stuff!" sources close to the show's producers chuckled today.

Simon Cowell is 69.

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