Years Later: The Good The Bad & The Ugly

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Thursday, 22 April 2010

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I was beaten in the final by Gordon Brown after all he is always beating people the bully

Some people have things that pray on their minds for years, eating away at them until eventually they do something because of what happened many years before.

A pensioner called John Bibby, stole a packet of Jaffa Cakes 50 years ago when he worked in a shop and after all this time he eventually tracked down his old boss and appeared at his door and handed him a packet of Jaffa Cakes. An exceedingly good deed.

A headmaster was tracked down by a former pupil after 20 years and beaten to a pulp because the former pupil Jermaine Bullen,26, was beaten by the Headmaster Kieran Heakin,58, at school for misbehaving all those years ago. Very Bad even if you do hold a grudge against a teacher for what happened so long ago.

An unelected Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has been voted the worlds ugliest politician. Brown from Fife, in Scotland, where they are all dour bastards, and that is even admitted in Scotland, by other Scots will be sent the award just before he is booted out of Downing Street. Ugly Bastard!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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