Ronnie Barker is 'Open all hours' in order to attract customers now boycotting Iceland

Written by Lady Godiva

Thursday, 22 April 2010

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Ronnie Barker is 'Open All Hours' as per usual, but is now REALLY 'Open All Hours' 24/7.

"Me an' Granville - me little Hungarian nephew - are g-g-g-oing to be o-o-pen twenty four s-s-s-s-. Oh bugger it. We'll be open all d-d-d-ay and night.

"I 'eard that a couple of lasses from Cargo Fleet are going to M-M-M- ...that big supermarket with the yella and black sign, instead of shopping at their usual shop 'Iceland'.

"The two l-lasses are slightly ignor -ignor - stupid.

"They seem to think there's a volacanic erup-erup- -a big flow from a volcano in Iceland.

"Dozy sods think Iceland is the sh - sh- shop they usually do their sh- sh- sh- shopping at.

"Nurse Gladys Emmanuel and I, and G - G - G - me nephew are working bleeding all 'ours to meet demands of our new cus -cus Oh 'eck! People who come into our shop.

"We'll c -c - con - continue doing so until the volcano stops erup - erup - blowing off.

"We certainaly 'ope some of these n - n - n - new customers stay with us when they learn what we - we 'ave to offer."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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