Liverpool has been put up for sale. It is thought to be the first time that the UK Government has decided to sell an entire city. A buyer is hoped to be found before the end of the summer.
The decision to sell Liverpool follows a severe economic crisis. Gordon Brown has decided that sacrifices have to be made. Selling Liverpool to the highest bidder. Already one bidder is said to have offered two balloons and a goldfish for the city famous for its unemployed scallywags.
If Liverpool is sold the Government will unveil a plan to sell off all the other Northern cities in a bid to cut government expenditure. If you are interested in owning a full set of shell suits, curly hair, moustaches and a collection of vintage UB40s then please contact Anfield.
