London - (Gonads): The couple have attended a Royal Courts Of Justice Family Division hearing amid fears that Spoof writer Queen Mudder's 1st February DNA report might conceivably carry a smidgen of accuracy.
Ms Perroncel's deposition states that £3,000 a month to bring up three year-old Jaydon Bridge is risible - and that child support payments from the Manchester City defender's £88,000-a-week wages 'could easily stretch to twenty grand a month'.
Bridge has commented in private that he's being hung out to dry by a money-grubbing gold digger who's already been doshed up by some £800,000 in John Terry hush-money.
Max Cliffhanger, PR for the French underwear model, says this is a gross distortion of the situation and that his client has never received a penny.
Analysis of the couple's son's DNA swabs will be into account to decide which babyfather needs to cough up for the next 15 years.
Toni Terry 'is six weeks pregnant.'