Father Ted's budget is being done today on Craggy Island, the same day as that idiot Alastair Dullthing, who recently finished last in a Father Ted lookalike contest makes his budget on Bankrupt Island. The two main things Father Ted is got to budget for is Mrs Doyle's Tea and biscuit allowance and Father Hacket's allowance for Drink,no money to be spent on anything religious they have enough of that stuff already.
Mrs Doyle is the tea and biscuits lady on Craggy Island,then there is Father Hackett, he just drinks and drinks and if you go to take his bottle he will tell you to "Feck Off".
Father Hackett was asked about politicians and replied "A shower of Bastards" and Father Ted agreed "They are a shower of Bastards right enough,but the one that gets me is that idiot people say looks like me Dullthing I think his name is,I would like to give him a good kick up the arse".
Father Dougal then asked Father Ted about the MPs expenses row and the MPs that claimed over £100,000 in expenses.
"They probably said the money was just resting in their account". said Father Ted.
