Written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 20 March 2010

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Think I will need to change my name to Jonathon Goodluck

Jonathon Woss was told by TV bosses yesterday that their idea of Woss getting a chat show on Channel 4 has been scrapped. Bosses at Channel 4 had approached Woss with a view to him making a channel 4 chat show after Woss's departure from the BBC.

It would appear they have made the right decision and saved themselves 10 million pounds in the process that would have been paid to the talentless tosser.

Meanwhile acting Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathon has emailed Woss asking him to change his name by deed poll from Woss to Goodluck just like him.

If he changed his name Woss would be Jonathon Goodluck instead of Jonathon Woss.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Jonathan Ross




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