Woss believes Weptiles Wule

Written by SPECTRUM

Friday, 22 January 2010

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Jonathon Woss has been weading up on the believes of David Ike and thinks that his theowy that the world is wun by the Illuminati who are gween weptiles is pwobably twue.

David Ike has been lecturing all over the world for years and is managing to convince thousands of people that George Bush, Tony Blair and The Queen of England and some colonies are all green reptiles like in the television series V.

Ike is probably the leading conspiracy theorist regarding this idea that there is a New World Order run by reptiles who can shape shift and make themselves look human.

Woss also believes that there are two leading families in the illuminati the Wockefellers and the Wothschilds and they through manipulation of the media contwol the world.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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