Written by Kevin Mustard

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

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Offending Shoes

Sources from within the Royal Household have leaked a story to the national media that Gordon brown was reprimanded by the Queen at their last official monthly meeting at Buckingham Palace last week.

The Prime Minister failed to take off his shoes when entering the Queens drawing room, which all members of the public have to do even when they are looking around the bits no one really wants to see.

Her Majesty was so incensed by the breach in protocol that she actually screamed at the Prime Minister that he was a one eyed Scottish lout with no manners or class according to the unnamed source within the palace.

This is not the first time her Majesty has shouted at her primus inter pares, having shouted at Mrs Thatcher at a State banquet for confusing her soup spoon with her truffle gouger in front of the then President of Iraq, Saddam Hussein and The current President of Zimabwe Robert Mugabe.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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