Written by Earl Grey

Tuesday, 2 March 2010

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Digby's house was being searched by the police

The BBC presenter Kristian Digby has been found dead at his home. He was 32 years old. Police have revealed that he was dead when paramedics arrived and that the cause of death was "unexplained".

Digby was a homosexual and people are awaiting news as to whether his death was in any way connected to this fact. Daily Mail columnist Jane Moir was not at her desk earlier, although she is sure to be ready to voice an opinion on this latest sad tale.

Digby may have suffered from the same disease as the late Stephen Gately. The disease is known as Pooftahs Parasitus. The symptoms start when a known homosexual dies. Newspaper columnists become rabid and write articles about "abnormal behaviour" and suggest that being gay causes people to die, despite there being absolutely no evidence to support this.

We have no information regarding Digby's death as yet. This is unlikely to stop rumours appearing about how much he liked the daily male. Digby presented the show "Try Before You Buy". He tried. Now he has bought it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Gay, kristian digby

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