Shops throughout Europe have been banned from selling straight or nearly straight bananas the bananas according to the EU ruling have got to be totally bent or they are to be discarded.
Its incredible that they are going to stop shops selling perfectly good food just because of its shape or size its morally unjustified. Baldrick the servant off Blackadder said "Its all wrong they stopped me selling a turnip in the shape of a thingy so this law is just bananas"
The Primate Minister Gordon Baboon said "I prefer bent bananas but as you know I am as bent as a nine bob note"
