Celebrity Big Brothers Alex Reid and Katie Price are set to make millions

Funny story written by Katarina Frogpond2

Wednesday, 27 January 2010

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This is they quality of sandcastle that will be expected.

Celebrity Big Brother's Alex Reid and Katie Price are set to make a million this Summer after their glorious appearance on Big Brother. The plan was leaked by a man who claimed to be Alex's manager Rob De Banker. Rob revealed by accident that Katie and Alex are going to make a million Sandcastles for charity on the Holiday Island of Ibiza.

He says that Katie and Alex wanted to give back, and they decided that a sponsored sandcastle build would be the ideal way. They are going to give all the money to a suitable charity but Rob De Banker won't reveal just yet which one he's chosen. He says that when the time comes, he will do the deciding about which charity it should go to. He hasn't decided yet between a nice little charity in the Camen Islands or another lucrative one in the Channel Islands, but the the money will go to a nice safe place.

Rob De Banker says that the great sandcastle build will be televised and it will be an act of endurance greater than any that David Blane has endured. It will require specialist training from the SAS and special desert rat type soldiers. Katie and Alex will have to train in the desert and sit exams in architecture.

Rob De Banker had also hope that Vinnie Jones might give them some training tips, but he has decided against it after watching big brother. "I now believe that Vinnie Jones looks like the type of person who would enjoy knocking over sandcastles, so obviously he won't be invited to Ibiza." But Rob says that even without Vinnie, its going to be a spectacular event, and will raise lots of money for a lovely, as of yet, undecided upon cause.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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