In the final and without doubt worst ever series of Celebrity Big Brother, a distinct feeling of anti-Americanism has pervaded the set, as the three latest nominees up for eviction are all US citizens.
Rapper/Singer/Vertically Challenged Sisqo, actor and born again pain in the ass Stephen 'The Lord Allows Me Talk Shite!' Baldwin, and Ivana 'Look At My Lovely Earlobes Dahlinks' Trump were all nominated by their fellow housemates in a quickfire nominations session.
Which has prompted seething resentment and accusations of anti-American bias, according to our Transatlantic "celebrity" friends.
Quite frankly my dears, nobody gives a damn either way.
Celebrity Big Brother, once a staple of the tabloids, the talk shows and satirical internet websites will shortly be consigned to the junkheap of oblivion, which is just about all it deserves.
As our resident TV expert Dorothy Tripaducklip told us:
"This show's had it. You can't possibly have a show titled 'Celebrity Big Brother' when nobody has ever even heard of over half of the 'celebrities.' The producers of this crock of crap should be scalped by the Office Of Fair Trading."
RIP - CBB
