Thousands of Frozen Bank accounts reported

Written by SPECTRUM

Thursday, 7 January 2010

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I found my frozen bank account

Thousands of people all around the country are reporting they have frozen bank accounts but this time for once the banks are not to blame..

Customers are turning up at banks with deposit accounts where the pages have been frozen together because of sub zero temperatures and current accounts where the cheques are frozen together.

Wendy Winters who works in Iceland the shop that is not the country explained what happened to her " I left my bank account in my car overnight and in the morning it was totally frozen and completely covered in ice."

Banks say they will do what they can to help people with frozen bank accounts and they will try to replace your account as quick as possible if it has been damaged beyond repair.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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