Dr Dolittle the man who can speak to the animals has spoken to Jekyll the cat from Glasgow and has discovered that we would all be better of if Jekyll ran the country instead of Dumb And Dumber alias former Prime Minister Blair and current Prime Minister Brown.
Well lets examine the evidence to see if he is right.
Cats defend their own territory to the bitter end so they would defend the country to the bitter end but would not send young men and women to invade foreign countries with the loss of millions of lives including babies and children blown to hell. Cats only need some food and a place to sleep so there would be absolutely no expenses claims for any MPs the bastards get paid enough anyway. Revenue from North Sea oil has totalled over a trillion dollars which has all been squandered with nothing to show for it. How much is a trillion dollars well if you were to spend a million dollars a day for 2000 years you would still not go through a trillion dollars so its incredible that these incompetent people in power have gone through it all.
A cat would have invested the total amount of a trillion dollars and we would be the richest country there has ever been or ever will be.
The evidence speaks for itself so vote for Jekyll the cat to avoid a catastrophe.
