Jack Frost attacks Jack Straw

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Thursday, 7 January 2010

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Jack Frosts message to Jack Straw & Gordon Brown

Jack Frost has spoken out against Jack Straw claiming he is a man of straw trying to keep a guy who is stuck in the Brown stuff in power and has warned that both Straw and Brown are both going to end up in the shit.

People are fed up with Brown they are totally browned off yet because Brown is yellow a coward that is to afraid to have a leadership ballot he is trying to delay a ballot.

Brown has made such a mess of things the countries finances are in the red and the future looks black with Brown some people would even prefer to vote Green.

Jack Frost has turned the country white with snow and frost and people are feeling the blues so its time to speak out against the red rags the brainwashing newspapers that keep Brown and Labour in power.

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