Kate McCann 'pregnant again'

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Tuesday, 24 November 2009

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Leicestershire - (Reuterus): Astrologers have described Kate McCann as 'pregnant again' following the LCROSS rocket's cosmic impact on the Moon in September.

Analysis of the forty-something Rothley doctor's chart apparently shows the lunar smash had 'a fecund influence' on her natal Mars/Venus conjunction

"As yet few people realise the consequences of NASA's LCROSS moon blast," leading stargazer Celeste Tweeting told a packed London conference.

"But we astrologers know only all too well: messing about in space like that can have a profound effect on a woman's fertility."

So far there has been no statement from Kate or husband Gerry who may have relied on IVF for the previous conceptions of their children.

This year's Venus transit of Capricorn begins on Christmas Day ominously close to the karmic lord of riches planet Pluto.

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