Storm hits UK Tea Cups in OAP home and causes havoc!

Written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 22 November 2009

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OAP's rushing for shelter as the "storm in their tea cups" hits 6 on the Richter Scale or was it an Earthquake?

A massive storm has shaken the tea cups of Grannies and Grandads in an OAP home in Cumberland, UK.

Nurses, carers and children of the shaken Grannies and Grandads were so shocked at the force of the "Storm in the tea cups" they were forced to closed the home, put wooden barricades up and send the OAP's to their rooms.

Although they were warned that a strong "Storm was Brewing" it was completely ignored and now the clearing up has begun.

One of the reasons for the storm being so intensive was "cheating" at snakes and ladders in the rest rooms!

Agitated OAP's were beginning to accuse their opponents of massive scandals, corruption, false betting and ignoring the basic rules of weathering storms, building strong bridges!

After the storm had passed zimmerframes, wheelchairs, broken tea-cups were scattered all over the home and one ancient OAP (102), Mr Fred Wrinklybottom told the press,

"we warned you all about these storms in tea cups and now look, the place is flooded with spilt tea and urine (couldn't make the bog in time!), maybe next time when a storm is approaching they'll listen and make the Tea cups a bit stronger!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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