Geoff's pledge to women: you won't get wet

Funny story written by PuddyTwat

Tuesday, 3 November 2009

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Geoff above: "I'll stop you getting wet"

STRONGMAN GEOFF CAPES is branching out into waterproofs.

The genial giant, once the world's strongest man, has developed Capes Capes as an alternative to brollies.

Said Geoff: "Umbrellas can be really heavy. It's alright if you're strong like me but for many people - mums or OAPs for example - holding a brolly can leave them winded. With my capes, you do away with all that. They've got a type of asbestos in so they'll also keep you warm."

Many of Geoff's fans may be surprised to see him as a company chairman.

Geoff begs to differ - he says: "Alan Sugar isn't the only business beard in town. My aim is for Capes Capes to really take off. If not, it's back to touring the country tearing phone books in half and I can't be dealing with all that, so it's fingers crossed for my capes."

We have 50 of Geoff's Capes to give away.

To win, answer this question:

Geoff, who is still popular, is best known for:

a) Being strong
b) Having a beard
c) Tearing phone books in half

Send your answer to: 'Cape Offer', The Bun, Burdoch Street, Blondon EC1

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