A Photo-Fit Up.

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Tuesday, 3 November 2009

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New photo of Maddy.

New computer enhanced photos showing Madeline McCann as she may look now have been released to press associations across Europe.

The photographs show Maddy as a six year old girl with dark hair and a swarthy face. It seems obvious her parents have given up on finding their daughter and would much rather adopt pop star Hanna Montana's real life alter ego, Miley Cyrus to fit in with their famous lifestyle.

Meanwhile the ever reliable Portuguese police have discovered a new clue that points the finger at the real culprit. The information has been handed to the British press and Metropolitan Police force. A Portuguese spokesman said the answer has been staring at us all along.

"If you rearrange the letters of Maddy you get the culprit." He blabbed. "You get, My Dad! It is spooky no?"

The Portuguese police have obviously been sleeping in the afternoon sun.

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