A premature baby has been born on top of former Roxy Music front man Brian Ferry. The first sign that there was something wrong was when Brian Eno barged in with a vast amount of expensive looking electronic equipment and began to set it all up. The heavily expectant mother, a Ms Virginia Plain, was encouraged to do the strand as preparations continued.
There was a danger about giving birth with so much street life being present, but once the drug, love, had been administered all was fine. It was explained to the mother that more than this was not possible. She was transferred to the Avalon hospital as soon as was possible. Ms Plain was once a beauty queen, but in every dream home there is a heartache.
Mother and baby are doing well.
Brian Ferry is doing his nut.