Written by Bunsen Burner

Sunday, 18 October 2009

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The current financial crisis has left us all turning towards our elected representatives and asking the big question. "Do you dunk your biscuit?" We need to know how our politicians will deal with the economy, Afghanistan, the war on terror, Stephen Gateley, that beach ball at the Stadium of Light and Strictly Come Dancing. Their biscuit antics will help make all of this clear.

Gordon Brown has revealed that he is a confirmed dunker. He has been known to take a run up and empty half the mug over the table, such is his desire to dunk his hob nob. "Any chance to dunk ma' nob and in ah go!" said the PM.

David Cameron was less certain. "If it is a plain biscuit then I dunk. However, in our circles serving a plain biscuit just isn't done. Viscount biscuits do not need to be dripping in Earl Grey or Darjeeling. They only harm the taste."

Nick Clegg's response was more confusing. "I dunk. No I don't. Er... I dunk....No I don't".

Come the next election just watch what you do with your bourbon and vote accordingly. Never let your Fox's Choclate Assortment down and they will never let you down.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Biscuits

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