Rising star Charlene Uddermilk, of X Factor fame, has been arrested for allegedly molesting a donkey. Charlene has reached the final 12 in the overhyped singing contest, and revealed exclusively to "The Moon" newspaper this morning that she had a passionate affair with her pet donkey, Medeiros.
"We're totally in love, and are gonna get married, innit?" she told the tawdry tabloid, in apparent ignorance of bestiality laws in the UK.
A spokesman for "The Moon" newspaper said, "I don't know what happened, anyway you're covering this in The Spoof, innit? Everyone wants to hear about this, even if it is meaningless crap. Any story about some stupid bint what is on X Factor is worth writing about innit?"
The donkey was unavailable for comment.
