Written by Skoob1999

Saturday, 22 August 2009

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Tripple Trouble? You're Shit! Get Off My Stage!

Could big trouble be looming for Simon following warnings that he'd better have eyes in da back of his head after the dismissal of rap trio from X Factor?

The band, a vocal trio took the audition stage wearing purple gangsta accessories and trying to talk 'street' and exchange badly choreographed gangsta handshakes.

They sounded like they were talking in an accent more associated with a village idiot from a northern shire and proceeded to crucify some song/rap which was never much good to start with.

When Simon called time on the act, he was roundly criticised for having "no clue" by the spotty faced male member of the ensemble, who looked like he'd struggle to crack a hard boiled egg with a bigger than average spoon.

The two decidedly plain girl members of the trio looked on in acute embarrassment as their ho master lambasted Simon. (Who is a multi millionaire on the strength of his sound judgement and shrewd business acumen)

Seems the rap guy knew much better as he slammed Simon , as a baying audience screamed "Off! Off! Off! Off!" repeatedly.

As the spotty sprog stormed off the stage he tossed his microphone onto the floor in true OG style whilst a stunned Cheryl Cole could only gasp.

When asked if he was at all concerned over the threats made by the spotty, talentless, short arsed gangsta, Simon replied:

"I'm fucking shitting myslef (sic)"

We are pleased to report that the day's auditions ended on a high note when Reading schoolteacher Danyl Johnson wowed the judges and the audience with a rousing rendition of 'With A Little Help From My Friends.'

More as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: X-Factor

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