The new "Teen (Mosquito) Buzz" which was originally created to prevent teenage crime is been used by school kids to drive their teachers nuts!
All US, Japanese, European and worldwide adolescents have found the once annoying sound can be used as a tool and turned it into a mobile phone ringtone that can be subsequently downloaded onto their school's PC's.
Using the ringtone prevents disciplinary actions that may be imposed by teachers hearing an "old style" mono or poly ringtone during class but more importantly interferes with the brainwaves of teachers over the age of thirty!
Also, once in their computer classes all pupils logon onto their machines, listen to their teacher's instructions for the lesson then instead of following their lesson objectives simultaneously "switch on" Teen Buzz! - Normally twenty machines plus.
Any teacher over the age of thirty cannot hear the wavelength of the "Buzz" but the buzz has a devastating, debilitating and brain damaging effect on the teacher's brainwaves and subsequent health and well being, as described in the UK medical journal The Lancet!
In a counter attack against the new adolescent threat to global stability the US and Scottish Education Systems have banned all mobile phones from their premises in their High Schools, Grammars and Academies with similar legislation to follow for Primaries.
When asked if similar legislation was to follow for England and Wales, Ed "the ball" Balls Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families said "in all honestly, most of our teachers are nuts anyway so why bother, we let our children drink, smoke, do drugs and play with their iGizzmo things in classes, so what the hell!"
