Global Warming - You'll never win!

Funny story written by Clifford Rutley

Friday, 4 September 2009

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This Is What A Globalist's Pimp & Hoer Looks Like.

The poor British summer has been blamed on global warming. Presses, however, were ready for this and had two stories to run with: "Poor British Summer Caused by Global Warming" and "Great British Summer Caused by Global Warming."

So you'd better just roll over and pay your carbon taxes and accept all the Nazi / Soviet style police state controls over every aspect of your life and let the enviro-nazi cops into your house to go through all your personal stuff to make sure you don't have too big a carbon footprint - even though CO2 is just a minor greenhouse gas next to the dominant one of water vapour and, even though, CO2 is an essential ingredient to life on earth and, even though, man is only responsible for less than 1% of the average three hundred and thirty eight parts PER MILLION (ppm) of CO2 in our atmosphere - an atmosphere which is made up of an average of NINE HUNDRED & NINETY NINE THOUSAND - SIX HUNDRED & SIXTY TWO PARTS of OTHER THINGS and, even though, most plant life (including food crops) developed at times well before man even existed when the CO2 in the atmosphere was up to TEN TIMES GREATER than it is today and, even though, these plants grow better and produce more food and oxygen when they are given more CO2 than what is currently in the atmosphere - when they are grown in CO2 fed greenhouses and, even though, they've now finally found a way to now tax and control us all through the very air we breath!


Don't let me try to wake you all up out of your ingrained, in your DNA, born to be suckers mentality!!

That is all - so, just continue to do what your tyrannical masters want from you and accept the new globalist feudalism AND enjoy your new peasant surf slavery!!!




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