Baroness Uzbekistan, the United Kingdom's chief law officer, recently embroiled in a scandal over her alleged employment of an illegal immigrant is herself under investigation.
The police smashed their way into her "main residence" at 4am yesterday - and she was not there!
Sack after sack of expenses receipts were taken away by officers and delivered to the offices of Lard Mangelson, Business Secretary and Minister With A Finger In Every Pie who is responsible for the Government Ultimate Shredder.
The Baroness was finally located in her holiday cottage in Tonga where she works part-time as a cleaner.
Mrs Loloahi Tapui (93) who employs the Baroness, says "she showed me her passport and it looked OK to me. Then she told me that she had actually made the law about £10,000 fines for employing illegals, so I thought it must be OK".
Mrs Tapui continues "Trouble is she's a crap cleaner. No attention to detail and just want to sweep stuff under the carpet. She even wanted to claim expenses for cleaning products from John Lewis"!
Baroness Uzbekistan claims a small cottage in Tonga as her constituency office.