Madoff names Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer as his top investment adviser

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 6 January 2009

image for Madoff names Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer as his top investment adviser
Jefri, 69, is a senior Mossad operative with the rank of colonel

Off-the-Wall-Street, NYC - (Ponzi Scam Mess): Disgraced Ponzi scam trader Bernie Madoff has told the FBI his hedge fund tips all came from long-term sleeping partner Prince Jefri Archer of Brunei.

Jefri, 69, is a fugitive from justice after British courts issued an arrest warrant in 2007 following a protracted squatters rights fight over fabled Regent's Park villa St John's Lodger (sic).

Madoff's pre-trial statement blames Jefri, a long-serving Mossad colonel, for the $50 billion bankruptcy of the eponymous hedge fund.

The UK's Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency reckons Jefri's ten year $30 billion bender is at the root of the Madoff fiasco.

Great Train Robber Ronnie Biggs is 102.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more