ADELAIDE, Australia - An unidentified 20-year-old Australian man has been charged with infecting more than 3,000 computers around the world with the most virulent stain of STD, Ether AIDS.
The man, whose name will not be released until he appears in an Adelaide court on Sept. 4, has been charged with more than 10,000 counts of having sex with underage computers, crimes for which, if he is convicted, carries terms of up to 10 years, South Australia state police Detective Supt. Jim Jeffery said in a statement.
Police, using undercover informants, also uncovered information that will identify other offenders, Jeffery said.
"These perverts should have stuck with screwing sheep," said Magistrate Ron Paul XXI.
Apparently, the sex fiends promised the computers that they (the sex fiends) would marry them (the unsuspecting, underage computers) if they (the unsuspecting, underage computers) would give them (the sex fiends) credit card information stored within their (the unsuspecting, underage computers) hard drives.
The unidentified co-conspirators are being held incognito "for their safety until we can hang em good and proper," said Jeffery.
