Written by Chamone

Friday, 31 July 2009

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Cross my palm with silver....or notes if you've got any handy!

Local psychic, Magical Mary correctly predicted that she would be better off to the tune of £15.27 by the end of a call made to her requesting a psychic reading.

She's very good at knowing when she's coming into money and when others - mostly any fucking idiot who rings her up on her tarot chat line - will see their cash diminishing.

It was while she was taking a call from widow Mrs. Cynthia Fudgicle that her prediction became reality.
After a 4-minute psychic 'waiting time' in which Mrs. Fudgcicle was made listen to several adverts about nicotine gum and other chat-line services, the telephone tarot reading began.

"She was ever so polite and mysterious. She asked me my name, credit card number and other personal details, and then I could hear her writing it all down and chuckling. Then she said the cards were in her favour and she was about to come into some money. She was right on the ball. By the end of our session she was 15 quid better off!", said Mrs. Fudgcicle today excitedly.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Psychic, tarot




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