Local Boys Planning to surprise Schoolmates with 'Big Event'

Funny story written by Chamone

Tuesday, 28 July 2009

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Local boys Kevin and John have told a local radio show that they have a "big surprise" for their classmates and teachers when they resume school after the summer holidays.

The moody boys - who spend much of their time in the woods and watching gay pron on Kevin's mothers laptop - told local shock jock Jock Strapp that they are planning a "big event" that will surely have the whole community talking.

Speculation is mounting that the boys may be organising a secret party or even a ballroom dancing competition. Everyone knows children love ballroom dancing.

Both lads are active in the community.

One of the boys is well known for lighting fires, which is much appreciated by the underused local fire service who enjoy honing their skills putting out the blazes.

The teachers are especially anxious to find out the mystery. Neither boy has been turning up for class for a number of months since they were sent away to that mental institution for some rest, so they are delighted they are making the effort.

The boys previously entertained others by dressing up as Nazi's and goose-stepping around town.

"They were very funny. It wasn't even Halloween at the time. Silly boys!", said an elderly resident.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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