London, UK-Teen Werewolf, Chandak Mingan, was successful at keeping his bikini wax job a secret from his parents until the first full moon. As the moon rose on that fateful night he remained hairless. Big, naked, and with long, sharp claws, but still hairless. His parents immediately knew what had happened.
"I was never really comfortable with all that hair." he tried explaining, "It made me itch, and that made me howl." His parents would have none of that. "It's direct rebellion," they insisted, "and with no good cause! We're proud of our Werewolf heritage, and you should be too!"
While this would seem like normal teen/parent interaction, things are different when you have nine inch claws and sharp canine teeth to back up your arguments. The brawl that night was fierce. The screeching and howling was much more intense than the neighbors were used to, and they fled in horror. With Chandak and his parents biting and scratching each other out in the street, it was up to Chandak's little sister, Amaris Mingan, to call authorities.
"There was blood all over the place, and fur flying everywhere." said Officer Grimly, the first to respond to the scene. He explained that while there was talk of using silver bullets, both the cost and the possibility of fatal consequences eventually meant using tranquilizers instead.
His report ended this way: "With no fur to protect him, young Chandak Mingan got the worst of it. However, all suspects were subdued and transported to the London Zoo, where they remained isolated until morning. The subjects were treated for their wounds at the zoo and released. Counseling is recommended."
"It's tragic when you see family situations like this." officer Grimly said when contacted. "It's just another example of poor parenting skills. You keep things hidden until your emotions erupt and then there's hell to pay!"
