Written by Earl Grey

Tuesday, 14 July 2009

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A famous shoe salesman came to town today trying to sell his collection of shoes. They were all specially crafted in China, made from genuine dissident skin and were of the very highest quality.

"Who will buy my wonderful shoes?" he asked. He was met with silence. This wasn't how it was supposed to be. "Er, this is the shoe buying capital of the world, isn't it?" he asked a passer by. "No mate, this is the number 1 spoofing city in the world. You have come to the wrong place. Good luck with your efforts, but I fear you will not even sell a slipper."

The news has left the shoe salesman forlorn. As yet we do not know what he plans to do next. He has a mountain of shoes but he may well end up buried alive under it.

Members of Spoof Town's local council were asked to comment.

"The poor soul" said Skoob.
"Shoe" said the Doctor.
"He looks well heeled" said Jaggedone.
"He needs a good trainer" said Morse.

They were all well laced and it was only 2pm.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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