Mary and John Eaten by Giant Yorkshire Crocodile

Funny story written by Chamone

Sunday, 5 July 2009

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Mary, this cave is rather dark and wet and...arrrrgggghhhhhhh!!!!!

Missing newly-weds Mary and John Smith are missing presumed dead after last being spotted inside the jaws of a rare giant crocodile on the Yorkshire moors.

The two had been celebrating the 6-week anniversary of their wedding in early May, when they left the comfort of their rented caravan to go for a nice stroll across the desolate moors.
An eyewitness driving past, Ian Brady, said he saw the couple in 'difficulties' with a large reptilian creature.
"I turned to my girlfriend I did and I said, 'Myra!, would you look at that!".

And that was the last they were seen.

Crocodiles and wild South American panthers are often released by pet owners on the moors where they grow to freakish size and terrorise the local sheep.

A search party is continuing to look for the couple but hopes are not high for a successful outcome.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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