Following on from the fiasco to brighten up Bradford centre one council leader tried to calm residents fears by saying: "Look, I know Bradford may be a disease riddled festering sump of putrid matter. Full of obnoxious toe rags you wouldn't pee on if they were on fire but it could be worse, you could living in Leeds"
Fiasco
His words seemed to sooth the masses outside city hall who were armed to the teeth with burning torches, pitch forks and AK47's.
Bingo
They were quickly dispersed by the Bradford women's bingo gild mounted on disability scooters and threatening a knitting marathon.
