Written by AdamE071

Saturday, 13 June 2009

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Our Prime minister Gordan Brown, has been having a rough year this year, with him being hit around the face and lower stomach by Susan Boyle, on his tv show 'Talk to Gordan', the Recession, The Local election and now this. He was walking through London's well known street 'Parliament Street' when he got struck by a truck.

One Witness said 'He got struck by the truck, one of those American 18 wheelers, and he was lying there, while this truck carried on, then 2 seconds later 4 police cars went past, following this truck, then two others saw the prime minister and cleared the area. He was taken by an ambulance'

The police later said, that the 18 wheeler the police were chasing crashed into the sea. The truck was luckily not holding anything. The Prime minister is ok but has serious brain damage and leg problems.

Please, if anyone has any information about either the driver or if your a witness requiring help, please contact the police on that well known number:

0118-999-881-999-119-725-3

Thank you.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Gordon Brown




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