Clerics Call for Crucifixthanasia

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 29 June 2009

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Philomena Gunt let God kill her of dehydration like a good Christian

When Westminster met with Canterbury the Arches found that they could not agree on the Pope, or the Real Presence. The authenticity of Anglican ordination evaded them and divorce asnd remarriage was a challenge they couldn't meet.

But on the subject of how people shouldn't die the Arches were one of mind and heart. In a joint statement the Archbishops told all of humanity the Truth about Death and God:

" People shouldn't die when they want to. People should die when God kills them through the natural means of cancer, murder and the like. The audacity of making yourself or your brain dead vegetable of a granny expire before the Lord has dispatched the grim reaper is just a rude act of disrespect. After all God made you be born without caring a wit about your wants and the least you can do is hang around like Christ did on the cross till your lungs collapse or some other fittingly fatal disaster strikes you. Amen, Halleluia!

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