Labour Hard Partier, Gordon Brown has suffered so many hangovers from the personal and Labor Party excesses of recent years that he is seeking almost any way out. Brown has asked the Islamic extremist terror group, al-Qaida to put him out of his misery in the same way that they offed British hostage, Edwin Dyer.
Brown explained to the press that since England no longer had a death penalty, he felt like he had no way out of the extremely embarrassing situation that all of the MP'S, Labour and Tory had put him into. Look, see how I'm finishing sentences with prepositions. That would have never happened before this scandal that I'm into.
