An unfortunate Translation error on Satnav has caused a Japanese Whaling ship to get stranded in Jerusalem wedged between two buildings.
The Japanese fishermen - Sorry! "Research Scientists armed with Harpoons but only as protection against Somalian Pirates" have suffered from a poor translation of "Wailing Wall" & are now firmly wedged in the Holy Land forced to listen to Jewish people reciting the Seventy ninth psalm over and over.
The Israeli Govt angrily condemned Japan for restricting access to this Holy site & is sending in commando's.
Hamas have offered to fire mortars at the ship which is holding up hostilities. A Hamas spokesman was livid, "Where exactly should the prophet tie his horse if he should suddenly return"? complained the incensed Arab?
A Japanese official from the Fishing - Sorry! Deep Sea research Ministry Mr.Takaneki Origami told thespoof.com that "the problem was two fold" & "they were working on a way of removing the offending ship" as soon as possible.
