An anonymous email from an address that called itself mypakimakeamewhacky to the Daily Male confirmed Didier Drogba's announcement that he's fcukin' 'is grace. The unknown author of mypaki has written detailed descriptions of the numerous late night rude footballing shared with Chelsea's DD.
In one particularly revelatory IM, mypaki called out the love handle of his football fuck buddy: Gunga Din! The gossip rags immediately realized that dozens of brownies had told them that the royals often experienced ED unless they could invoke their sexsual partner with the kipling appelation Gunga Din.
Now the guessing game ensues as all paparazzi and rumour mongerers try to answer the query as to which queery Charles, Timmie or Brucie is hiding the dark salami of "GD" DD...
