In a fit of frustration after an humiliating defeat, Chelsea 's rude footballer Didier Drogba confessed to all the world that he is fucking his grace.
Swiss Uefa officials reported shock and awe over Drogba's decision to scream the love that dare not kick a goal into a media microphone after Chelsea's disappointing loss.
Uefa official, Suckballz Yodeler has already threatened an investigation into Drogba's rash act.
Tabloids have been assigning yellow journalists like rats in the Plague to plumb the depths of the sexual admission.
Parsing the bluted enigmatic declaration, most audoi and lip reading experts have reconstructed the message:
"I'se fuckin' his grace" seems to be the general interpretation but the identity of " his Grace" remains a mystery.
A covert search of Drgba's facebook contained a fetching photo of the royal princes posing with a very attractive frog.
A remarkable number of downloads from nudeytoads is also thought to be a clue as to Drogba's inclinations.
