The government and opposition parties were in shock after Labour leader, Gordon Brown walked in to PMQ's wearing a dress, saying, "Call me Ethel."
"Our policies on global warming are, free ice for everyone when it appears, lets tax the poor 50% with N.I at 25% the rich pay 70% with N.I at 25% with free jelly and ice cream jelly for the over 95's. To the country I used to be a laughing stock, but now they will know me as Eva Braun."
In a shocked press conference the whole of the press were left with a feeling that the insane are running the asylum.
When asked about who the deputy Prime Minister was Eva replied, "Why it's Bubbles, Michael Jackson's Chimp."
One was left with a feeling that the government were making a monkey out of the country.
Eva was seen leaving Downing Street in a blue van with the words HMP Rampton on the side.
