The identity of Mr Brown Pants has been revealed by a Downing Street insider. The true identity is Mr Gordon Brown.
The insider was asked why he has decided to unmask Mr. Brown Pants. He said that it is time that the silly people should understand that we understand that they getting well a little upset, after all it is the fault of the system.
Our reporter asked why Mr. Brown Pants was schizophrenic and why add the sir name pants. His reply was that when it came to PMQ's he was always shitting himself and is always in two minds.
