As of today, I have a very sad announcement that democracy has died and that it has been replaced by They-mock-u-see.
With MPs saying that the system of abuse has to change, they have decided to replace the system of abuse with another system of abuse. They have replaced the system of abuse with a new system they abuse to the tune of congratulations they have created a rise of 16 million abuses.
The UK government had to put up with buying or at least threatening to buy a mobile phone for Gordon Brown for every MP who did'ny vote and a printer to-boot. If an MP did not vote for the £16 million they were threatened with the suggestion that Gordon Brown would throw a mobile phone at them.
Needless to say they got their way.
There were no reports of any injuries during the vote, no MP needed to go through the usual channels to complain about the chief Cival Servant, who is by the way Mr. Gordon Brown.
